Welcome to our Newsletter Signup! Most of you are probably familiar with the fireplace tool the newsletter's name was intended to reference. But some of you seem unsure. Like the guy who said it makes him think of an Elk in heat. Or a town crier's call. Or, best of all, the woman who couldn't get a very particular image out of her head - of a rage-filled pot-bellied man, standing on his porch, spittle flying as he rails at the neighborhood kids trampling his lawn. Honestly? We tried to convince our boss that this name was a bad idea. It just made him like the name more. So sign up, take a read when the issue hits your inbox, and... if you think of a way to get Tate to stop naming our stuff in ways that bring to mind overweight men's stomachs please, please let us know.

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